So I put my away message as “Peeing in someones mouth” and the second I’m back on available I have ten of you wanting the details. Jesus give a girl a second to relax her urethra and say hi to her cat.

I actually wanted to write in my moleskin about the weekend first but I guess I will give you all a brief look at my day.

So, today I had the pleasure of doing a water sports video with the beautiful ReVay. I drank a shit ton of water and sparks and finally got the urge to pee. For some reason I get semi pee shy still but once it comes…it’s like a waterfall. So I pee-ed in her mouth. Well, attempted. I unfortently got her in the eye[sorry babe!] and her chest a bit.

I got to call her my pee slut which was fun. I think that’s gonna be my new pet name for people I like.

Apparently we pissed so much that it dripped through cracks in the hardwood flooring and through the ceiling of a store below. The people came up and knocked on the door of the apt…they said it was like a waterfall.
It made me feel kind of magical to think my urine traveled so far.

I got piss on my brand new shoes:

Anyways this post should be a lot more hilarious but I’m tired and I have to go back to school tomorrow…at 9am. Ugh. I’m not excited for school. I love learning but FITs photography program feels like a vampire sucking blood from my neck. But instead of blood it’s my creativity, passion and love for my craft that they take. At least I have a friend in class now. As opposed to last semester when I felt like everyone hated me.

Anyways I just want to leave school and focus on my career of sorts. And actually make it into a career. We will see where the wind blows…I’m counting down the days to Spring Break and than Summer. Freedom.

I’m fucking wiped out.

Ok instead of focusing on what I’m not looking forward to this week[school], what I am looking forward to:

• Shooting with Mr Scott Gordon again!
• DC to perform
• Studio B friday…

xoxo gossip girl

PS It’s almost 11pm, I’m tired yet I’m still up conducting business.