Ever just realize you dress semi like a hooker. That seems to happen a lot for me. Like shit this dress is too short so I pull it down but than I’m like shit this dress is too low cut so I pull it up and than I’m like shit I’m just fucked - anyone want a blowjob for $500?

In other news Patrick did my hair today:

B T W - it’s 3am so nevermind the face.

Also I brought a pink ball gag while picking up bleach and toner at Rickys:

Honestly it’s basically a glorified bouncy ball[I’m serious - I tested the bounce] but I’m still down for being gagged with it. It’s a really cute ball gag.

Patrick took some pictures of me gagged and doing some boot licking like the good little sub I can be at times. My period also just decided to like jump out while filming which was fucking annoying. Thank god for homegirl having a tampon. Menstrual cycles suck. Is this gross for me to be talking about? But you know what people it happens in porn, like all of a sudden you look at the girl next to you, the girl you’re about to fist and realize she’s bleeding so you shove a sponge up there and go about your business.

I hope you all remember this when I post the pictures of boot lickin.

Siiiiiiccccccckkkkkk.

Also while at Rickys one of clerks came into the ‘Adults Only Section’ and hits on me with a “Are you 18?” and I just stared at him confused[mostly because I had no proof of age on me] than he was like “Just kidding! Just wanted to tell you your super pretty - want a basket?” Weird. He had a grill though. Major points on that. Anytime someone with a grill hits on me, an angel gets its wings.

He tried to get my number as I was walking out but considering I wasn’t offered a discount … eef that!

Step. Ya. Game. Up.

Ummm I’m listening to Felix Da Housecat ‘Like Something 4 Porno’ … that is this blogs entrys soundtrack.

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