Ever just give yourself like a really good multiple orgasm while masturbating and just wanna give yourself a high five. Well. I just did. That’s all. Vaginas are so much fun. I would hate having a penis - I feel like boys can’t be as creative with their masturbation. Also once you blow your load your OUT. Girls on the other hand can masturbate for hours.

On that note I started an erotic wish list. You know, incase anyone wants to buy me…

Pear cuffs so you can restrain me and do whatever your please to me while I still look like a lady. I am also down with the collar and leash. Or there’s the…

The Cone. Seriously this thing is just crazy. I have to try it. It’s like sybian but better designed to not look so scary and less bulky so you can hide it under the bed…

Just so I can say I own a pink dolphin shape vibrator? Is that weird. Yea that is weird. But I own a Hello Kitty vibrator so how much weirder can I get.

I like this strap on because it’s so girly. Most are black and kind of intimidating.

More fun that wii ?

I’m kind of toying with the idea of making videos where I test out sex toys and rate them and actually have footage of me using them. Hmm.

Anyways lets make Christmas happen again peeps!

PS I think I MIGHT of nixed the stripper pole idea…I’m not real sure where to put it yet…