For real, for real this comic basically explains how I feel about 2007. Awful year of my life.

But 2008 is shaping it’s self up to be pretty great. I feel like I’ve gotten past a lot of my deamons[as we all have them…but it’s whether we face them, accept them or run from them that defines us] and I’m ready to just fully embrace life and make something of it…even if my idea of something is way outside the box. Alfie, Meghan and I almost got suck in the elevator yesterday…”Hay, remember that time we all got sober, got our lives together and went back to college.”

I have a lot of interesting projects and adventures shaping up for the coming months and I’m pretty stoked for life.

School seems to be pretty awesome this semester…I’m determined to be a good student! Wooo…even though I’m missing my first history class to go work in DC but shhh.

I got kicked out of a porn store for being under 21 yesterday. I tried explaining that I do porn and it was just crazy to kick me out of the store but they weren’t having it. Those assholes lost a sale because I had just spotted the dvd I wanted when they decided to kick me out.

Try saying “The porn star got kicked out of the porn store” five times fast.

That’s some Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore shit right there.

Apparently the law states that you have to be over 21 to enter a sex store? Wtf. I can do porn, kill my lungs with ciggies, and die for my country but I still can’t drink legally or enter a sex store or buy spray paint[legally].

Anyways my newest smorkin labbit is super dope.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

Anyways enjoy this picture of DJ Jess trying to do drugs off my face:

So I put my away message as “Peeing in someones mouth” and the second I’m back on available I have ten of you wanting the details. Jesus give a girl a second to relax her urethra and say hi to her cat.

I actually wanted to write in my moleskin about the weekend first but I guess I will give you all a brief look at my day.

So, today I had the pleasure of doing a water sports video with the beautiful ReVay. I drank a shit ton of water and sparks and finally got the urge to pee. For some reason I get semi pee shy still but once it comes…it’s like a waterfall. So I pee-ed in her mouth. Well, attempted. I unfortently got her in the eye[sorry babe!] and her chest a bit.

I got to call her my pee slut which was fun. I think that’s gonna be my new pet name for people I like.

Apparently we pissed so much that it dripped through cracks in the hardwood flooring and through the ceiling of a store below. The people came up and knocked on the door of the apt…they said it was like a waterfall.
It made me feel kind of magical to think my urine traveled so far.

I got piss on my brand new shoes:

Anyways this post should be a lot more hilarious but I’m tired and I have to go back to school tomorrow…at 9am. Ugh. I’m not excited for school. I love learning but FITs photography program feels like a vampire sucking blood from my neck. But instead of blood it’s my creativity, passion and love for my craft that they take. At least I have a friend in class now. As opposed to last semester when I felt like everyone hated me.

Anyways I just want to leave school and focus on my career of sorts. And actually make it into a career. We will see where the wind blows…I’m counting down the days to Spring Break and than Summer. Freedom.

I’m fucking wiped out.

Ok instead of focusing on what I’m not looking forward to this week[school], what I am looking forward to:

• Shooting with Mr Scott Gordon again!
• DC to perform
• Studio B friday…

xoxo gossip girl

PS It’s almost 11pm, I’m tired yet I’m still up conducting business.

To be flattered by the intense amount of time this man has on his hands and gave to me
or
To be grossed out.

In other news I haven’t had sex in a really longtime. Like almost three weeks I think.
I feel like I’m withdrawals.
Why do I have no game? Why am I so anti social…
Like I just want some dick but I don’t want to hang.
Like fuck me and leave so I can just hang out with my cat. Thanks.

 1/2 way through doing my makeup last night:

I spent way too much time individually rhinestoning my face.

I slept till 4 in the afternoon today. I was passed out by 6am….that’s ten straight hours. I usually wake up naturally by noon so I didn’t wake up in time to do stuff I was supposed to do.

I’m going to piss in someones mouth tomorrow.

Trash was all right. I had fun. I didn’t really like anyone there though … lot of b&t tools. Like the guy who I basically told to bugger off after he came up to me and asked if he was too “wall street” for me and than said he was a psychologist and wanted to know why he was getting bad vibes from him.

It was good to see the Trash crew though. I missed them.

I left after I got paid and went on some weird adventure with Neon and crew that I barely remember because I was wasted.

I still have bronchitis. When I laugh it turns into coughing fits.  I’m never smoking again. Not just tobacco. Weed, crack, pcp… nothing never smoking anything again.

I’m also cutting back on my drinking.

Before you know it I’ll be edge again! ha.

Also before you forget how awesome I am here are some pictures from Adult Drawing:

Ugh I feel like shit.

Also Fungi took my spacebar off my computer while I was sleeping….I got it back on but now I have to press it extra hard. Annonying.

I really need to get her fixed. She just spent way too much time humping her cat tree.

Also my phone sucks. It does weird stuff where it’ll say someone else is on the phone than whos actually talking. Here’s what was in my text inbox today:

“the subliminal mind receives & remembers all those touches that delight the soul. our soul takes joy in this right touching by the essence ofall experience.”

Thanks Davidan…

Also come see me in DC…

I did cricket crushing video yesterday!

It was actually pretty fun and kind of stress reliving to talk down to them and crush them. I do find the crunch noise of them being smooshed a bit icky.

If any of my fellow fetish models are interested in doing this - contact me. I’ll hook you up with the job[$].

I’m going to DC next week for some performance art of sort at a club…uh it’s hard to explain and I’m not really supposed to talk about it. I’ll post the flyer when we get closer to the week.

I am not looking forward to school starting next week. Ugh.

Going to sleazy sex stores by yourself is an experiance if you’re an attractive young girl.  Men hit on you, or just look at you strangely and with hungry sexual eyes. The salesmen are always the sweetest though, sometimes even cutting you a deal. Anyways went shopping last night - got some new lingerie, an Andrew Blake dvd, and a vibrating cock ring mostly because the packaging was awesome:

Ok guys. I’m out - come see me at Trash tonight - I want lots of dollars in my pussy!

Happy Friday!

Bronques is back, I’m back to full health…this is the TRUE RETURN OF TRASH

I’m also pretty stoked to see Little Brooklyn perform again. She’s a real sweetie…and a talented burlesque beauty as well.

Here’s a video of her performing a king kong inspired skit.

Also it was so cold the other day I woke up with Fungi cuddling to me under the covers:

Than while I was trying to check my email she kept obsessively cat-bathing me…so I had to sit her in my lap:

I loooove her so much. Cutest BFF ever.

My newest crush is Canadian recording artist Colin Munroe. Dope beats and beautiful vocals. Did I mentchion he’s handsome too:

Video for World of Pain:

Also check out Flashing Lights.

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I have bronchitis. Got an inhaler and antibiotics from the dr and am feeling better already.

Sucks that I basically lost more than a week to being sick. I needed to get a ton of stuff done this month on top of working as much as possible and now have to krame it into less than a week. Plus I need to take it as easy as possible. At least I’ve seen almost every episode of Lost.

Haven’t had a chance to really party or even just hang out with any of my friends since I got back from Fl it seems. I really miss my Turco Toes.

There is lubricants all over my desk. Remind me to never test out or open lube samples on the same suferance I do art and conduct work on….

After my Dad took me to the Drs he put up my chandelier:

Ignore the walls please…I’ve been lazy about repainting….

But yea…I have a chandelier WOOO!

Also just ordered these shoes:

I got the flu. Skipping Trash tmr. This fucking sucks.
I got a couple packages in the mail today that made me feel a bit better. Too bad I’m too sick to masturbate.
I wish I had someone to cuddle with.
Also I went and deposted money in my bank account to buy some shoes I REALLY WANTED and of fucking course they’re sold out.
Life sucks right now.

So I did my first, ahem, ‘watersports’ video last night.

It was pretty fun actually…I really need to work on not laughing when I’m being dominated. Is it weird that my first reaction to someone pulling my hair, calling me a nasty pee slut and slapping my face is to laugh?

Anyways I drank a shit ton of water and peed a lot. I pissed myself in this AA romper[color - sea foam] - Dov Charney this ones for you.

There was also a gagging with a dildo scene and I guess combined with all the water in my stomach and my ‘eh’ gag reflex I ended up puking. Puking in a bowl of my own piss. HOW NASTY IS THAT?

I fucking rule. I love doing sick fetish work. Talking with the guy[Dee Dee] who was filming it was pretty tight too. I learned way more about the prominence of bestiality in Europe than I ever needed to know.

Anyways I probably just went either 5 points up or down on your hot list because of this post hahaha.

I still got a fucking nasty cough..I think I’m going to try every random weird remedy that has been myspaced or im-ed to me.

Also I found a blog devoted to girls peeing. If you’re into that. Personally I don’t find it hot.

EDIT Ok according to a Mike Nouveau/Newman it’s not watersports unless you’re peeing on someone. Well I peeed on a plexiglass with a camera man underneath and he pretty much got soaked in my piss but I’m still not sure if that counts. Who would of though 1/3 of hipster dj trio the ruff kids would be so picky about his pissing fetish?
Also I think I have the flu? I don’t know. I’m taking about 14 different vitamins, and pills, and syrups attempting to rid myself of this. Although on Christines tip I met venture into the east village to Liquiteria for some magic if I can get up later.