Lately I feel like this:

I don’t know, maybe it’s seasonal. The lack of light.

And in other news my Christmas list:

• A fridge full of sugar free red bulls and these :
• Creepy Kewpie cell phone charms! I’m personally feeling the anorexic one:
• Stripper pole for my bedroom. And not a cheap one, I’m talking club quality($300)…. It would be so totally awesome.
• Anything off my Kaboodle! Add me if your on it…I need more BFFs on it.
• plaid shirts
• A new comforter.
• A new ipod!

I wish I could post all my cute gifts I got for Wolf and my family.

When I went to the Bust Craft Fair not only did I spend waaay too much money[handmade bond girl ruffled underwear? WHY NOT]…I SAW AMY SEDARIS.
And
I got STAR STRUCT
This has Never Happened to ME. EVER. I’ve been around famous people good enough and they never faze me.
But Amy, oh my god I love that women. I couldn’t even bring myself to talk to her. i was to nervous and at a loss for words. It took me forever to even go NEAR her booth. This has never happened to me.
I did buy a dope calendar from her though!
I mean how can you not love this woman:

I grew up watching Strangers with Candy. If I’m this cool at her age my life will be a sucess.

Please tell me about times when you’ve been Star Stuct?

Jimi Turco and I are talking again. Friends are friends for life I suppose. I’m just a bit harsh at times and need my time to cool off. I love you Toes, I love you for life.

You know that.

Fuck you know that better than me.

IM SO NYC for life babes.

Hopefully I can get along with his girlfriend sooner or later.

Also if anyone has some cats they could rent to Jimi…get in touch with him. hahahaha

I can’t wait for him to meet Wolf.

Also….my newest guilty pleasure?

Sean Kingston.

Ok there.

I admitted it.

I feel better…

Actually I’ll probably delete this in 5 minutes because it’s eight am and I’m clearly nuts to be admitting this.

But come on…he’s SO CATCHY. And he’s like a big teddy bear that’s like 14 yrs old! What’s not to love?

I’m going to hit up the BUST craft fair today….see you there? Amy Sedaris[if you don’t love this woman there is something wrong with you….I’ve been a fan since the days my Dad and I watched Strangers With Candy together] will be there!!! And I’m loving this vendors jewelry but I don’t think I’ll splurge on myself today.

PS Can Burning Angel release this set[see photo] already??? I look so hot in this teaser from Matt….I want to see the whole thing! MITCH hahaha

So I finally gave in to my curiosity and brought the notorious sex toy…the rabbit.

Maybe it’s the fact that the Sex and the City Trailer was just released. Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve been curious about this fucking thing years. None the less, I was Christmas shopping and impulse brought a Rabbit.

Within a few minutes of having it in me .. I orgasmed. It was good …. just uh …. you know how there’s an orgasm and than There’s an ORGASM. It was the former.

The rabbit is like fast food for you sex drive. It’s quick, it’s cheap* and satisfying but you know there’s better.

You know there’s higher quality sex toys out there that don’t reference childhood petting zoos. You know the true satisfaction that comes from building up an orgasm? You don’t get that with the rabbit. It’s quick and easy. Too Easy.

So it looks like I’m still more a Kiki De Montparnass girl than a 24 hour sex store on 8th ave girl when it comes to toys.

PS as far as KDM goes…I’m soooo lusting this! Can you imagine? It’s sooo decadent! I love the platform…put your sexuality out there people and fucking display it on a shelf. Just don’t forget to dust it! Or this..how gorgeous! They’re lingerie is stunning as well…I must stop by their store sooner rather than later.

In other sex toy news I still haven’t received my Hello Kitty vibrator! Ugh I hate ebay and the Bushwick postal services. Complications…. I just want my Hello Kitty vibrator… It’s going to look so perfect next to me Hello Kitty tv when I get it!

Christmas is so lovely. I absolutely adore buying gifts for my family and friends and than packaging them all lovely. I went shopping today and got about 1/2 done with my shopping. I need more ribbons and paper though.

Sigh

I just absolute adore Christmas in NYC. It’s so much fun going to the special fairs[union sq, grand central, Bust if I make it…]. And the snow just looks so magical against the decorations. And the windows! Oh the windows…I’ve yet to go looking yet but as a child I would always go see a few windows and a musical almost every December.

Happy Holidays and Sexing!

xo Baby S.

*cheap = under $80….sorry!

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My parents place upstate. Shaving a Cross in my boyfriends chest. Fungi might kill you. I’ve drank SO MUCH FUCKING red bull for finals. Polaroids in the TV. Heart balloons in the studio.

All right Snoops new video is the fucking shit. This is established. Buuuuut

AND THIS IS SHIT TOO.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Finals week at school.It’s officially all over next Wednesday.
Wolf is coming home with me for Christmas - SO FUCKING STOKED. I hope he is prepared for meeting my extended family. My family is a lot like me. Multiply me by 20. I don’t think many of you can handle that.

In other news…I GOT MY LAPTOP BACK. They manage to fix everything, I didn’t lose any of my work and a $1000 part was covered under warranty. TekServe - I highly higly recomend them to anyone with Mac problems…they’re way better than Mac store. Cuter, friendlier staff[including females…wtf at barely any chicks at mac stores] and everything is priced right plus they call you with updates about your computer and are totally upfront about everything. TekServe is amazing.

Also…check this a Hello Kitty urinal! Boys don’t you want one of these in every bathroom stall ever?? Man if Happy Valley was still around they’d fit right in.

Also I’ve fucked a lot of djs.

There I said it. I think it’s a mixture of environment and that I’ve always been attracted to the talented and those who know how to party and can keep up with me. For awhile this mostly consisted of DJs.

So if anyone wants to know what it’s like to fuck a dj - read this lovely tale of fucking Steve Aoki. Who for the record I’ve never fucked or really ever met.

um SAVE THE PANDAS I CAN’T GO TO THE AFTER PARTY I HAVE TO GO TO 23rd ST AND SAVE THE PANDAS[props to anyone who knows what that referances]…