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I’m in fl being a huge dyke.

I got so drunk at the airport that I hit on a flight attendant and got my flight upgraded to direct and business class.

Unfortunately I was way too fucked up to enjoy business class and passed out.

The company that “paid” for this picture still hasn’t paid me. Fuck you pay me.

So heres a picture of me naked.

Because I feel like posting a picture of me naked.

I would appreciate it if you could all start donating to my stripper pole fund.

Thanks.

I’d write about Yumna but I’m not allowed to anymore. In fact she was actually a figment of my dykey imagination.

Space Cowboy - My Egyptian Love + Acid + vibrator = crazy