I swear everytime I get freaked out and convince myself I might be preggors because my period is an hour, day, month late I go out and buy a test.
Within 24 hours of peeing on that fucking stick I always get my period.
Seriously what gives? And why don’t they make reusable tests? I hate blowing $10 to find out I’m not pregnate and don’t have to go through that bloddy mess that is abortions[pun intended].

Next time I have anxiety over the possiblity of having some disgusting featus in me I’m going to psyhch my vagina out. Fuck you vagina. I’m going to pee on a popcilce stick. And then get my period the next day.

Also whats with getting mad horny once your period starts? Seriously when I’m PMS-ing I want nothing to do with sex. Male, female, vibrator. I want nothing. The second my vagina becomes a blood donation center I want to fuck more than a rabbit.

And for anyone feeling nostalgic:

Periods are so annonying. You know in the porn industry we shove sponges up there when you have to do a scene on your period. Think of that next time your jerking off.

Also whats with alt. period shit like luna pads and the keeper/moon cup? I feel like I should get some and try them out for the sake of all women reading this blog. The idea of wearing a pad icks me out though. I don’t think I could roll with REUSEABLE pads. Cleaning my own menstrual cycle out of a pad…god I just don’t know about that. And the keeper. Having a cup in my vagina collecting my period blood. Apparently a lot of women take advatage of this and use it in art. I on the other hand think this would be a great opportunity to throw my menstrual blood at people I don’t like.

In non-menstrual news - I’m shooting a car calendar tommorow and am done with the semester!
Frog just called to hollar about a show tonight but instead I’m going to stay in and meditate about menstrual cycles.