I have a really erratic sleeping sched. Fuck I slept till 2 yesterday and woke up at 8am today. Tried to wake my girl up by sticking a butt plug in her face. Did not work. I’ve decided Lauren Flax wins at video chat because she video chats while dj-ing. During our video chat marathon last night everyone else was W E A K. You think because you got a stache you can just sit there. FUCK THAT.
Anyways this is Ariel

Dear Fl people,

Wear a fucking helemet while riding a motorcycle/skooter..

Seriously you’re all idiots. Have you ever seen what happens when you don’t wear a helmet and crash?

It’s messy.

And you’re all making me uneasy.

xo Baby

Went to the erotic art museum and shopping in South Beach in miami today. I got a mini hot pink Christmas tree to be my bush.

My macbook pro won’t turn on.

I got a golden tooth in honor my extensive dental work past.

Will set up an official Sinead stripper pole fund when I get back to nyc.

I’m in fl being a huge dyke.

I got so drunk at the airport that I hit on a flight attendant and got my flight upgraded to direct and business class.

Unfortunately I was way too fucked up to enjoy business class and passed out.

The company that “paid” for this picture still hasn’t paid me. Fuck you pay me.

So heres a picture of me naked.

Because I feel like posting a picture of me naked.

I would appreciate it if you could all start donating to my stripper pole fund.

Thanks.

I’d write about Yumna but I’m not allowed to anymore. In fact she was actually a figment of my dykey imagination.

Space Cowboy - My Egyptian Love + Acid + vibrator = crazy

I have a gogo gig coming up that involves rollerskating - more on that in a week or so.

My idea of packing for Yumna was to put the majority of my clothes in a large bag. This is only slightly better than my idea for packing when I went to my parents for the holidays and all I brought was my sexy leotard and underwear. A lot of underwear.

I like when people with 83 different pictures of themself in the same jacket hit on me via myspace.

Or how about this:

Actually I HAVE fucked a rap star.

Actually that’s a lie. I’ve had the opportunity though and that’s the same thing. I also got drunk and ended up on stage at a Ghostface show but that’s an entirely different thing.

I also have the occasionally scene kid sending me deep meaningful shitty lyrics in hopes my pussy starts crying for them.

That’s all. My resolution for everyone for the new year - stop hitting on people via myspace. And if you’re going to do it step your game up. There’s an art to getting laid via the internet.

• I spent the morning of the 24 puking for about eight hours straight due to food poisoning. Family came over for dinner and I almost passed out during desert. Awesome!
• My mother gave me a coffee maker. I do not drink coffee[avid tea drinker] but she brought it so that when she comes to my apartment she can drink coffee. Apparently the thing of instant coffee I keep around isn’t good enough. It’s kind of hilarious in  a way I suppose..
• On the other hand I got some ill gifts - a shit ton of nozzles for spray painting from my brother and a le tigre dress I had my eye on and told my mother. The way that thing hugs my body without being revealing - dammmmn girl.
• And my gifts were well loved - I brought my mom an assortment of nice lotions that she would probably kill me if she knew how much I spent on them. Only the best of the best for Mommy though!
• Also Pee Wee Herman - no wonder I’m so fucking gay. GAY GAY GAY. I’m sorry. I’m just loving the word Gay lately. You know what todays secret word of the day is? GAY. You know what you do when I say GAY. SCREAM. GAY AHHHHHH.
• I want to smuggle my parents cat Tippy home because he is so overweight and awesome but every time they catch me bagging him they yell at me. But seriously he’s just like a giant cuddle monster pillow.

I mean really
HOW COULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY
Just cont on with it via YouTube - the WHOLE christmas special is there!
Yay!

oh
my
god

This video turns me on. So much Russian hotness.
I’ve never seen a woman look sexier pregnant.

Seriously locking my bedroom tonight.

In one of those rash decision sort of things I like to do I cut my hair off. I don’t know…ugh maybe once I get it bleached and cleaned up things will be ill again. Unfourtantly I’m not going to have time to get my hair done till after the 7th.

I’ll be upstate Westchester till the eve of the 25. One day to get my shit together in NYC on the 26. Than 27 - 4 - Fl, near Miami so give me a hollar if you want to chill with my girl Yumna and I. Than I get back and two straight days shooting with Burning Angel. Also going to Baltimore to shoot on the 13th.

I’ve been in a hermit rut lately and have barely seen any of my people. I miss you all but I’m just not feeling social. Hopefully I snap out of it after Fl.

I’m doing my first soft bondage shoot tmr. Woo ropes and stuff:

aye aye aye

I started taking nude pictures when I was 16. Because I wanted to and well I had an audience[thank you exboyfriend].

My friends knew of uhh..this ‘habit’ and photoshopped my awesome tits out of one picture.

So yes.

Exhibit A:

Sinead if Sinead was a little boy.

I went to the dentist today at a clinic located in the Galleria mall in White Plains[aka the ghetto mall not the rich people mall].

One of the most worst visits ever. Not the top though because I’ve had visits where I literally started screaming and crying and had to be restrained. It was bad though because I was man handled and I do not like man handling unless it’s hot with hot people oh and consensual.

I do not like needles, sharp objects and ugly faces coming near my mouth.

So anyways apparently my problem with jaw clenching and tooth grinding[thank you a cocaine abuse, side effects from meds and a natural predisposition for this behavior] is what made my cap weak and fall out.
So I go to this clinic with my mom - the dentist is 30minutes late plus theres patients before me so I pass out. Wake up and get put in the room. This room is a feng sui disaster and the dentist office of my nightmares. Steel gray walls, old equiptment, no posters of happy teeth or oceans to look at. Just a cold steel gray corner. No windows. No way of escaping. And the chair is positioned away from the door so you have no fucking idea what could be coming up on you.

The doctor looks at my mouth, and my tooth and walks away. 5 minutes go by. I have no idea what is going on. 10 minutes go by. The secretaries and nurses are all conversing in either Spanish or Russian which is unnerving because I do not speak these languages[will some Spanish but it’s either basic shit or dirty talk…]. 30 minutes go by. Contemplate trying to find Klonapin in my bag because in my head I’m pretty much convinced this place might kill me. 36 minutes go by. I attempt to call my mother but finally the doctor and nurse walk in.

Mumbles something[he has a thick accent] about replacing my cap and post. HE HAS BLOOD ALL OVER HIS COAT AND MASK FROM ANOTHER PATIENT. Than he just GOES FOR IT. He just fucking takes my head, throws his right wrist on my forehead and than uses his hand to PRY my mouther fucking mouth open - he does this the whole VISIT and with FORCE. Than he just goes at my fucking mouth with one of those vibrating things and I’m like WOAH hold up WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR DOING. And he’s like oh you so sensitive oh calm down. This was pretty much the whole visit. The male nurse sucked at his job and kept accidentally grazing my fucking tit.

Than they decide to give me novacaine but not tell me. Luckily I see the fucking needle and start freaking out and have to fucking explain to them A no needles in my mouth especially without warning and B I can take the pain, I’ve been through this before it doesn’t hurt unless you don’t know how to do your job.

Now that it is established they start manhandeling me more. I’ve never felt more force from a dentist during a visit. He litterally took my legs and made them lie flat - nope doesn’t even ask me just fucking does it.

I was flipping out the whole time in my head and physically I was trying to get away while still trying to cooperate. Contemplating getting up and running the fuck out of there because I was convinced the place was unhygienic and they may be trying to kill me. Also I don’t appreciate being man handled. OR MOCKED - the man kept goading me oh why you so senstive stop being a baby.

When it was finally done[and it took forever - an hour] I came out of there furious. I ripped the bib off my self not wanting the nurse to touch me anymore than he had and stormed out. My mom was in shock - I rarely rarely every get mad like I was today.

It took me about five hours, a klonapin, whiskey and some bad tv to finally calm down after all this.

And you know what…I still kind of want to punch that motherfucking dentist.

Someone should buy me this scary tooth necklace, it represents a lot about my life.

Also people with fears of dentist should never watch The Dentist - shit fucked me up in the head even worse than I was already.