So I dressed up as Lala, my spirit animal, the tellytubbie for Trash. I was go-go-ing and it was pretty great.

I got in a fight within 10minutes of being there because I told a group of eight people they need to move as they were sitting where I needed to dance and I was there to work. They really rude to me and I don’t quite remember what was said but I don’t take disrespect from anyone so the fighter in me came out. I ended up spitting in some fat girls face and telling her that all the gel in her hair could feed all the starving children in Africa. The spitting part kind of put her over the edge and she was about to get physical but it never did. I’m glad mostly because I think if I’m going to get in a fight in a yellow thong leotard I should be getting paid a lot of money for it. I mean - people pay for that sort of thing. I got the group of eight ugly people kicked out[holla - I love Riffis staff - security is the best!] and handful of good looking boys and girls kind of lurked around me after the situation to make sure I was “safe.” That was kind of cute.
But not as cute as Wolf and Big D visting me at work! Nothing better than having your love at work. I left early and we got food at Odessas before going home.

Now that I think of it this isn’t the first time I’ve gotten in a fight at Trash while go-go-ing.

Pictures for people who don’t bother reading what I write:

The makeup was Blade Runner meets LaLa.

Note the yellow ears.

Oh and I got new toys! Yay … I’m so azn sometimes it’s a bit ridiculous and I’m such a little kid at heart forever.

Wolf got me the Hello Kitty and I got the Glommy Bear to celebrate the launch of NerdGirlX[they’re still working out kinks but w/e]. I want my next Gloomy Bear to be the all silver one to match my bedroom.

It’s almost 5am, I fucking fell asleep while doing school work. Again. I did that twice today. Now I can’t remember where I put my phone and Fungi wants to play. Opps. I need more lights in my apartment - especially my desk area so I stop falling asleep. I’m getting a chandelier for my bedroom for free - I’m pretty stoked, ever since I was a little girl I wanted a chandelier.

Ok I’m going to do school work and be productive.

Mouse ears. I don’t feel this trend at all.

Dear Hipsters - Stop wearing them. It’s not cute or edgy. I’m not feeling this. Lets just stop it right now. I had a feeling people would start wearing them outside the magazine pages and no one has really pulled it off…also I’ve seen a few people do it and I’m already sick of it.

Move on to something new.

Dear Stylists - come up with something new for your editorials. Please. Isn’t it your job?

Also I find it really weird that my exboyfriend who is not allowed to talk to me and I refuse to be associated with INSISTS on keeping pictures of me up on his myspace. This one really takes the cake…I mean what does that caption say to you? Hmmmm.

My apartment is kind of a giant piece of art. Fungi accidentally got stoned today. Writing a paper on femnism and exotic dancing right now but I can’t remember how many pages I need it to be.

I’m go-go-ing Trash tonight. I’m dressing up in my La La costume which involves a yellow thong so you can see my ass. Click her to see the flyer - it’s animated. Apparently it’s the Oasis dvd release party. It’s good I’m go-go-ing tonight because well I need a shower and this is motivation to take one. Its also motivation to do things other than play with broken glass and play with Fungi and watch TV online.

Here are some gorgeous pictures Daze took of me the other day.

Daze is a really amazing artist - please check out his work here.

I’m out - got to work on some art and LaLa costuming!

SUSHI AND SEAFOOD.

I have never. In my life. Met a man who doesn’t like sushi.

In fact the majority of dates I’ve been on have been sushi dates. Boys are always super stoked when they find out you like sushi!

I love sushi. I love fish. I take fish oil things ever day. I have applied to be a sushi girl before but I’m not asian. I love raw fish, I love cooked fish.

And why is this.

WOMEN ARE AFRAID OF FISH. Actually their vagina’s are. When you were in middle school[or high school - late bloomer, elementary - too early bloomers] some fucking immature dude claimed “the nasty slut Stacy - damn her poon so fucked much it smell like a fucking sea port from a mile away.”

From than on you forever associated fish with the fact that your vagina might smell and you might be a dirty whore.

Well first off. You are all dirty fucking whores. Get over it.

Second off… eating fish is not going to make your vagina smell fishy. At least is hasn’t effected mine and I consider myself the worlds greatest test subject.

Honestly if you keep up with basic hygiene your vagina should not smell funky. If it does. Go to the gyn and stop sleeping with anyone who fucks anything that moves and is under the age of 18. All vaginas taste different you know but most are pretty yummy - I haven’t experienced a nasty vagina in my life. So yea if your vagina smells funky your probably sick.

SO GET THE FUCK OVER YOU VAGINAS WOMEN AND EAT SOME SEAFOOD

There is a beautiful world of scallops and lobster[if you over the age of 18 and start crying when you get your lobster because you didn’t know it had eyes…you are a fucking idiot - but thats another story] and sushi and salmon and just amazing food.

As a child the first two women in music I ever looked up to were Debbie Harry and Gwen Stefani. To this day they have remained worthy role models to me and examples of amazing strong women doing what they want. And you know I’ve been reading a lot about femnism lately and bitches…you know it’s all true.

Anyways two videos from these ladies that I still relate to:

New by No Doubt….As a babe[young and virgin 14] this is what I saw NYC clublife as. And I still have moments where I see it as this despite the fact I’ve seen a lot. As this exciting fucking world and going nuts on the dance floor and look gorgeous and …. the best thing ever giving a EFF YOU to door people.
But man, this totally made me want to find parties like this and I didn’t understand why in my town nobody got it and why keggers totally sucked except for dealing drugs.
Totally bomb parties and dance floor freakouts for life.
Oh a total sidenote but I think Gwen is an amazing example of someone balancing career and family and not fucking up major. There are so mny awful people in the media for girls to look jup to - I mean really what if kids grow up thinking that the way Spears mothers is ok…

This isn’t a music video - something different I suppose - but I love it none the less. My father introduced me to Blondie as a kid and I think he always secretly hoped his kid would turn out with a simmial attiude. I remember long drives screaming a long to ‘Call Me’ with him. Also there are countless amazing interviews with Ms. Harry out right now - I high encourage picking up BUST or Venus and checking them out.

And as nerdy as it is - I used to fucking love dancing in my bedroom by myself to Atomic and the first time I go go and it came on I WAS SO FUCKING STOKED. All right dudes. I’m like really nerdy. That and Rapture. In fact I’m go-go-ing Riffi this Friday and they’re def play one or the other so come by. And watch me nerd out WHILE GO GO ING. How insane is that.

Such beautiful women.

All right I’m out. Had a bomb time at 205 last night.
And I totally just took a picture of Wolfs ass while he was sleeping. Also enjoy the spelling mistakes on this because I’m still kind of drunk.

I broke my TV. I’m in the process of gutting it - something I’ve dreamed of doing to a television for years. Have you ever swung a hammer at a TV screen….and actually hit it?

I’m turning it into art or something I suppose. Some pictures and eventually just a part of my apartment which is essentially a giant work of art, where I think it’s going to become an end table/cat mansion / seat / portal. 13” Hello Kitty TV/DVD combos are only $140 so I think I’ll get one eventually when I have money. I’m still waiting for my rare Hello Kitty vibrator I got on ebay to arrive. I’m serious. For now my macbook is handling my net flix account.

I’m getting better or skateboarding. In love.

BATTLE CAT - BATTLE

Pictures of my apartment:

Click them to see larger. Yea my apartment got pretty insane after that accidental graffiti party. Big D and Wolf cleaned my chalkboard and I’m covering up A LOT of it but keeping some yet with all the crazy decorating I’m doing in the coming months my apartment will still be nuts. I’m just trying to keep it cleaner.

My baaaaby. And my baaaaaby and Big D after darkroom getting ready to smoke.

Wolf and I went to see the Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D and drank a bottle of whiskey. This was when we got home and smoked and after this I passed out in my Lala leotard. Probably the best Halloween ever. I really hate the crowds of obnoxious people. I almost had an anxiety attack walking by myself on 7th avenue on Halloween night. Wolf gave me a skateboard for Halloween:

I love it. He finger painted it. Its amazing. I’m getting better at skating. I think I need to just spend a hardcore set of time practicing.

Oh and my Aunt sent me a card the other day with pictures of me from when I rode horses with her and my cousin in Ireland…here is one of them:

Lovin my life

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