So. Trash will never be at Riffi ever again. Very sad. I love Riffi - so many fond fond fond memories there. We relocated Trash to Beauty Bar on Friday which was pretty fun. We pretty much had this mini Trash in the front, with Najy and I go-go-ing on the chairs and everyone from Trash dancing around us while Alex and Jess dj-ed in the booth next to us. It was awesome, I made dope money in tips too. I also got wasted.

Pixie came by, and eventually Wolf, Big D and Bradley all came to Beauty Bar to pick me up. I told Pixie to buy me a Coors Light 40 even though the only 40’s I drink are malt liquor… I made macaroni and cheese and that’s all I remember. I passed out. Pixie apparently tried to convince Bradley and Big D not to sleep on the floor but the thing is…they like sleeping on floors. That’s their natural habitat.

Hung out with Pixie all day Saturday which was amazing since I haven’t in forever. My cat hates her for some reason…I really need to convince Fungi that Pixie is awesome. She was also here for me when my internet company tricked me into giving them $130…

Wolf and I went on a date and saw Blade Runner at Sunshine. And yes…it’s true, if I were a sex robot I would be Pris. Pris totally dresses like a sluttier version of me. We ate food, went home, went naked bodega sprinting[in my head], smoked weed and I went to sleep in my loooooves arms.

And than I woke up in them. : )

Everyone should listen to this drunk dial I left Yumna. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN.

Highlights:

” anyways…omg..iqefdkewii i forgot i cant this is beautiful on our friendship motherfuck i hope i wrote it down in my moleskin….motherfuckejwgoihsz RAARRRRsffv”

“chicken nugget and my boyfriend and by chicken nugget i mean shake n bake and by shake n bake i mean those girls that get those nasty ass tans…”

“me you and shamu…it’s gonna be so hot…END OF MESSAGE”

Yea I leave epic drunk voicemails.