Mouse ears. I don’t feel this trend at all.

Dear Hipsters - Stop wearing them. It’s not cute or edgy. I’m not feeling this. Lets just stop it right now. I had a feeling people would start wearing them outside the magazine pages and no one has really pulled it off…also I’ve seen a few people do it and I’m already sick of it.

Move on to something new.

Dear Stylists - come up with something new for your editorials. Please. Isn’t it your job?

Also I find it really weird that my exboyfriend who is not allowed to talk to me and I refuse to be associated with INSISTS on keeping pictures of me up on his myspace. This one really takes the cake…I mean what does that caption say to you? Hmmmm.

My apartment is kind of a giant piece of art. Fungi accidentally got stoned today. Writing a paper on femnism and exotic dancing right now but I can’t remember how many pages I need it to be.