While my computer is getting spilled clean[which takes a week], I rented a macbook from TekServe. After a few days of not having a computer I was starting to go nuts. I don’t have a tv either, and my ipod died so I was stuck listening to radio. I can take reading books but the lack of music other than classic rock and not being able to watch my netflix sent me over the edge. I’m such a slave to computers…I blame my school district for putting me in technology intensive classes at age eight.
This totally just triggered my memory but did anyone else have webpages made with geocities when they were in middle school? I totally just checked and geocities still exists. I wonder if my useless web sites still do…. Probaly not as it isn’t free anymore.

All I need for Christmas is a robotic panda:

I’m just imaging having a robotic panda that just walks around my apartment chilling with Fungi. If it could cook me food it would be perfect.
I think I’m just really excited by robots. How awesome is this:

I want to let one lose in Bushwick.
And if we’re talking about robots we can’t forget this video:

I miss Wolf. He comes home to me tommorow!

After dreaming about my computer breaking for a few days I accidently spilled a drink on it.

It’s not working.

Predicting the future sucks.

Did I ever tell you that I’ve dreamed of people dying before they did?

I guess I’ll take my mac to the store, I have no idea if this is fixable. I’m so stressed out. If it’s not…how am I going to come up with money for a new computer?

Why does Sinead + Electronics = BAD BAD BAD. I either break them or they get stolen. Did I ever tell you I see the crackhead who stole my laptop this summer at least once a week? She stands on my corner being a disgusting human being who probably has no idea that when she stole my laptop she also stole priceless non-backed up work of mine including photos of my friend who had decesaded two weeks before.

You know what. Fuck electronics.

I’m already trying to figure out how I’m going to come up with the fucking money to buy a new computer. I’m so embarrsed to have fucking done something so dumb to ruin my computer. If anyone has some random ways for me to make money stat…get at me. I’m assuming the computer is unfixable[but I am checking] and I need make over a couple grand at least.

In other news Richard Kern fed me apple sauce this morning and I’ll be appearing on the VBS show Shot By Kern sometime in January.

We shot together last night. It was a blast.

We discovered I have a talent for balancing things on my nose:

Also made this comparison:

fauxoroid:

Heart balloons are the greatest thing everrrr:

as are turtlenecks:

And I’m a princess:

I have packages waiting for me at the post office. I’m excited. My boyfriend got me a bouquet of flowers and they’re beautiful like him.

So. Trash will never be at Riffi ever again. Very sad. I love Riffi - so many fond fond fond memories there. We relocated Trash to Beauty Bar on Friday which was pretty fun. We pretty much had this mini Trash in the front, with Najy and I go-go-ing on the chairs and everyone from Trash dancing around us while Alex and Jess dj-ed in the booth next to us. It was awesome, I made dope money in tips too. I also got wasted.

Pixie came by, and eventually Wolf, Big D and Bradley all came to Beauty Bar to pick me up. I told Pixie to buy me a Coors Light 40 even though the only 40’s I drink are malt liquor… I made macaroni and cheese and that’s all I remember. I passed out. Pixie apparently tried to convince Bradley and Big D not to sleep on the floor but the thing is…they like sleeping on floors. That’s their natural habitat.

Hung out with Pixie all day Saturday which was amazing since I haven’t in forever. My cat hates her for some reason…I really need to convince Fungi that Pixie is awesome. She was also here for me when my internet company tricked me into giving them $130…

Wolf and I went on a date and saw Blade Runner at Sunshine. And yes…it’s true, if I were a sex robot I would be Pris. Pris totally dresses like a sluttier version of me. We ate food, went home, went naked bodega sprinting[in my head], smoked weed and I went to sleep in my loooooves arms.

And than I woke up in them. : )

Everyone should listen to this drunk dial I left Yumna. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN.

Highlights:

” anyways…omg..iqefdkewii i forgot i cant this is beautiful on our friendship motherfuck i hope i wrote it down in my moleskin….motherfuckejwgoihsz RAARRRRsffv”

“chicken nugget and my boyfriend and by chicken nugget i mean shake n bake and by shake n bake i mean those girls that get those nasty ass tans…”

“me you and shamu…it’s gonna be so hot…END OF MESSAGE”

Yea I leave epic drunk voicemails.

Following in the footsteps of my exboyfriend[who accused me of outing him as a father/drug dealer on Vice..], I am now a Vice Do:

I have some managed to spark racist, fat, and pigeon toe debates without lifting a finger.

And as Yumna texted me recently, “Thank god you survived Jungle Fever.”

Polaroid of Wolf and self portrait by me.

I love my beau.

Took some time out from my studies today to watch ‘Born into Brothels.’ Reeeent it.

Pictures from his show by Igor:

I need some juice or something.  Shooting with Richard Kern on Tuesday! I’m fan of his work - check it out here.

FIRST. This post is dedicated to anyone who hates on Brooklyn. Especially Manhattan-ites. SECOND. I 100% gutted the tv! There is SO MUCH SHIT IN THERE. THIRD. I think people should donate spray paint to me. Spray paint and shoes.

Sometimes my friends complain I don’t leave my apartment enough. I have tendencies to become a big homebody and well, I essentially never have to leave my block because everything I could ever think of is on it.

Here is a list on what is on my block:

Live poultry, Two bodegas, liquor store[does not sell wine but does sell lottery tickets], video rental/botantica, video rental/trophy store, two hair salons, nail salon, three Latin music stores, “dollar” store, butchers, Spanish food restaurant, recording studio, botanica, two shoe repair shops, tailors/dry cleaning, random shit store on the street, custom clothing store, fresh food market, career counseling center, fresh produce market and occasionally a hot dog stand.

And now that I gave Wolf a set of keys to my apartment - I never need to leave home. That and the lovely ladies at the nail salon do SUCH a good job on my eyebrows. I need to go get them done asap actually…
His show was soooo much fun the other night at the show! Saw some of my favorite people and met new favorite people. Paul and Jeremy are the sexiest nurses ever. Than it was like a big sleepover at Wolfs.

Random but I love Fergies ‘Clumsy’ and I think A Shot At Love is an amazing show. Dominco and Dani for the win!!!! I mean seriously how fucking amazing is Dani? And Dominco is hilarious. This is reality tv at it’s best/worst.

I’ll be go go ing Riffi again this friday - check the flyer here!

xo BBS

I dumped my girlfriend Yumna for Precious:

That’s all.
Oh and I just cleaned my studio.

I’ll be at Annex for my boyfriends band Sousalves show.

Go.

Look at the pretty flyer here.

Listen to their music here.

PS You know Paul and Jeremy / Wolf because they get you drunk at Darkroom. So even more reason to support them!