First things first. Today is Olivas and Is two year anniversary of know each other. I am honoring it with this picture of us at MoFo 2005:

M at Darkroom was more packed than I thought. When ever I look at pictures of it I think “gee that party looks dead.” It really isn’t though.

The first that happened when I walked in before I took off my coat, before I approached the bar and found my baby was some stupid typical [hopefully new to NYC] hipster girl[I DON’T FUCKING KNOW] asked me if I sold weed.

DRUG LESSON ONE

Never buy drugs from strangers. Why? A. They might rip you off HARDCORE and you will be smoking grass that cows eat and snorting baby lax for real. B. Or you might get really fucked over and overdose because they give you something to fuck with you[there are bad people out there….I’ve been around the drug block a lot and have watch dealers do shit for fun..its fucked but it happens. C. They might be a narc. It’s rare but it happens. You fucking idiot.

But I had fun sitting by the bar dribbling[drunk + scribbling] and than eventually taking a..uh nap at Darkroom. I got to meet all my Wolfs friends. Big D told me I look like Tinkerbells cousin and I said he looks like Santa Clauses cousin. Brendon James and Sarah Lee said hi and I showed them pictures of me riding a horse.

I’ve taken a lot of naps in clubs and bars around NYC. I passed out in the Green Room[with that fabulous rain forest wallpaper] at Happy Valley one night after go-go-ing, I was made to take a nap in the room above the dj booth above riffi [not there anymore - we’re talking pre-renovation] because I showed up so wasted after a cupcake party with Bronques, I passed out in Misshapes due to a roofie, I’ve taken naps at lit while waiting to get paid, I took a nap while waiting for Johnny Love in the basement of Hiro and almost got kicked out…

And than theres all those times I’ve passed out on random peoples apts, subways, parks, restaurants, and even kind of broke into an apartment. Maybe this is why Frog is one of my Daddies. He falls asleep a lot too.

I mean I’m just really tired guys. Ever since I quit coke I have to drink a lot of red bull to stay awake and I’m really big on naps.

This is Wolf and I in costumes:

We are tissue dander. CLEARLY.

Happy Halloween! Be safe kids! Do the thizzle dance!