Ok so I’ve always been a voyeur and an exhibitionist…and a total MOTHERFUCKING PERVERT. I started watching porn before I lost my virginity[in fact I think I got off to porn more when I was 15 than I do now] and my hobby of finding porn has gone from looking for quality[hot girls and hot boys] to more LETS SEE HOW MUCH FUCKED UP SHIT I CAN FIND IN PORN. I’ve watched man insert his entering bald head into a womens vagina, giant vaginas and dicks, dinosaur & godzilla porn, goatse like porn, robots etc etc…

but my favorite is the ET Porn:

Essentially it’s a Spanish porn where a female ET gets fucked by people in 18th century costumes - it vaguely reminds me of Alice in Wonderland in some scenes. ET never really seems that into it for some reason. She probably just wanted to phone home and all these fucking weirdos wanted to fuck her.

I’ve yet to find the full complete porn[if you know where I can purchase it - I’ll love you forever!!!], but here are three clips:

Anyways if anyone has more clips or the entire porn hit me up at babysinead@gmail.com

And in other news I’m like really horny despite being beyond stressed out so if you’re hot and want to have no strings attached safe sex with me - hit up my email. I’m only slightly kidding.