- Why do I get so many myspace friend requests from DJs in LA? Where are all of you finding me? I don’t live in LA! Weird. Honestly all my friend requests are LA DJS, underage girls or old men. What does this mean?

- Saturdays suck. I overslept and had anxiety attack today. Had lunch with Laura and came home to cuddle my cat. Overslept again was almost late to work. Now I’m home. Drinking and catching up on Heros while my neighbors blast shitty music. And blogging. This is lame.

- Frog says my blog makes me look like I only have 4 friends: him, Yumna, Fungi and dick. I assure you dear readers….I have more than 4. It’s more like 6 1/2.

- A man streaks through Time Sq and feels its necessary to defend himself by saying I AM NOT A HIPSTER. [full story here] Is streaking a hipster thing? Why are the only naked chicks in Williamsburg shooting porn? Judging by his myspace…I’d say he’s either hipster. Why is the NY post so great? I love how they covered his penis[fun sized or candy bar? we can’t figure it out now!] with an apple!!

- Top ten rap songs white people love.

- I got paid to hand out lollypops at a Haunted House tonight. And I got to go through the haunted house for free. Was pretty rad - I am so fucking jumpy and screamy haha. When I was 11years old I went to a haunted house with my brother, his friends and my dad….I was too scarred to go through so I was waiting outside with my father. A lady was running around with a chainsaw terrorizing people and when she saw my frightened face she smiled and looked me right in the eyes. I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. And just started running as she started advancing and screaming “Come here veal…VEEEEEAAAALLL VEEEEAAAALLL I’m going to get you!!” It was pretty traumatizing and embarrassing all at once. I haven’t eaten veal since.

- I did a porn shoot with Brenda for a graf doc on Friday. Brenda has been shooting porn against graffiti for awhile. The shoot was really awesome and we worked with this great artist - Faro. He paints really dope mummies - the work he did while I was there is on a roof in Williamsburg - you can see it while your going across the bridge. …heres some images:

I hate saturday nights.

x o