The following were all in my cells inbox this morning:

“I just watched a bee die in my lamp and now all I can hear u walking thru the floor above me“

“Tonight I recieved a reward from Jesus“

“Ima go eat a potato ball and drink a 22 then put some air in my bike and come over. Ill feel bad if we fuck but maybe I can kinda jerk of an punch u in face at same time“

Kind. of. Hilarious.

Very happy its getting cold out. I love Fall. I like cuddling under my quilt in my underwear drinking hot toddy and watching films.
I just went and brought a thing of whiskey…emmm hot toddy time.
And for those of you not raised by a pack of wolves/Irish folks…this is how you make one:

• One - two shots of whiskey[Jameson preferred], a spoonful of honey, hot water and a tea bag[English breakfast tea preferred] and a slice of lemon if you have it.

And this recipe is a total cure all - common cold, laryngitis, flu, cancer, the clap….the hot toddy cures all.
Or at least makes you drunk enough to forget what ails you.
And they feel damn great after a cold rainy or snowy day.

Emmm I kind of want an Irish coffee with Baileys now too. SO GOOD!

I have the hot alcholic drinks, quilt, films - I just someone to cuddle with!

[Fungi isn’t cutting it]