OH HAY

THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME GUYS

I was a runner up for best go go in NYC in the L magazine. My parents are so proud. Who ever knew I would accomplish so much?

My job was showing this really great erotic artsy porn last night. Totally fucked with me - instead of working I just got horny and watched hot dames finger fuck.

I’m hopefully going to be in a bunch of awesome smut rags and a horror movie or two. Keep your fingers crossed kids.

Insomnia sucks!

I can’t stop watching this:

Makes me so happy.

Panda Bear makes me happy too.

I ordered a shit ton of books on sex work and now I’m broke. Term papers on legal prostitution - AWESOME.

That’ll be $300, sir