Now that NYC fashion week has come and gone … I would like to offer my current takes on fashion:

1. Pussy Nails

The great thing about wearing cat stickers on your nails are all the really bad jokes you get to make when you finger bang another chick. Pussy - Pussy! The other fun thing is making you nails talk to each other and creating names and personalities for the different cats.

2. Dirty Kicks

Fuck you people and your clean sneakers. I like my sneakers nice and worn in - scuffs and all.

3. Scrunchies

I mean why not? YOUTH IS BEAUTY! And youth = scrunchies. See the above picture….wearing scrunchies = getting FUCKED. Scrunchies FOR THE WIN! Really girls and boys[with that long hair that makes you look almost like a chick]…do yourself a favor and pick them up while they’re cheap at Target - I guarantee they’re the next big thing.

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When I dream at night … my dreams are like this + reality + electric candy:

I wonder if I’m the only one who can relate to these movies.