I have recently realized by combining diet pills with this anti seizure medication I’m on[despite the fact I don’t have seizures!] I get this amazing three hour high. It’s not as high as say a weed high, I’d say little bit below it - its perfect for school. It’s amazing. It actually makes FIT slightly more tolerable.

I swear I hate the majority of the student body here[How the fuck can you be an FMM major and not know the definition of couture - HOW HOW], and although the professors and counselors are fucking AMAZING - everyone else that works there is mildly retarded. I swear you can just sit outside this school and laugh at the students the go here. Also no man that attends college here is over 5′9….why? Really? Why? Is there some sort of law? I mean I’d like to have sex in the darkroom more often but like I’d like to have a taller man ya know?

Anyways today in Human Sexuality, I realized I am not like most students. Or most people. In that I am very self aware, honest, very in touch with my sexuality and apparently thats weird. And this all came about while talking about friends with benefits.

Also someone in the class is doing their term paper on diabetes. I don’t think they got the memo that they are in Human Sexuality. Unless they’re writing about fucking with diabetes which I don’t think is that different from fucking without diabetes but what do I know!

Anyones who has talked to me in a watering hole since my birthday knows about VAGINAS OF THE FUTURE. Think about it - we’ve bedazzle everything -ipod, phones, laptops, cars, toasters, your stepmother….it’s all been covered in rhinestones. or swarvorsi crystals depending on the thciness of your wallet.

SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO BEDAZZLE NOW

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YOUR VAGINAS

VAGINAS OF THE FUTURE!

My girlfriend inspired this but seriously how hot would rhinestone encrusted pussy be?

More on this some other time!