I received a beautiful boquet of flowers today from my Aunt today, they’re beautiful!!! They were for my birthday but I kept ignoring the companies peoples calls because I assumed they just from some annoying ex boyfriend! Finally my mom told me to accept the flowers already they were from my Aunt…..thank god I did they’re absolutely lovely. My Aunt worked really hard to make sure I got really unique gorgeous special work of floral art for my birthday. Awww.

Also take note - I bleached, toned my hair and than cut my bangs. Total upgrade! I look elfish again…therefore I feel more like myself.

I’m still horny by the way. I added to my list of things to do before I die - get fucked in the Chanel dressing room. Does this make me a bad person? Is Coco Chanel rolling in grave right now? Discuss.

Also this is what I’m going to masturbate to tonight: