I left work early at 1am last night, it was early but hay I had $400 in string and the fucking flyer for hiro was calling my name. The music was dopeeeee and this dude kept trying to video me dancing and I got all bashful cause I was wearing my baggy going to work incognito clothes..

Around like 3am I went fucking out my face!!! Granted I always do and I’m not going to post the gritty details here but lets just say I did whatever the fuck I wanted. I did a few things that I think were really only hilarious to me and no one else. hahahahahaha I guess when you start drinking at 6 o’clock you can get the way…..oh who am I kidding, I act that way no matter…

In other news, this is my extra tooth:

Amazing right?

It’s like a spare tire or something. If I ever get it taken out, I’m drilling an hole in it, putting it on a string of pearls and giving it Yumna as a symbol of my love for her.

In other news I think I want to make shark porn. I want to paint my body silver and wear a fin and get fucked. I think this could be great, I don’t know if anyone but myself would get off to it but haaaay anyone reading this want to get involved with my crazy art project?

Anyways my cat and I are sharing a bowl of macaroni and cheese - BYE.