Here at BabySinead, it’s not just my job to tell you about my .. uh … life, and also to inform the general public about DOPE PORN! This is a post about DOPE PORN!

So dope porn site that you all should check out is Nerd Girl X!

Essentially it’s for nerdy guys who like to see [hot] nerdy girls get naked. And it’s totally ill and there are going to games, lots of hot models on the site. . .and me - I’ve already done Tank Girl, Spiderman and Heroes inspired shoots with NGX!

The site has been in the making for a real long time, the photography and design is great and everything is really well thought out. And it’s run by two of the first people I first met when I moved to NYC..it seems like just the other day we were at Lotus almost having sex on Halloween ‘05.

When it launches in a couple months, I’ll post again to remind everyone but for now just click here. Theres a hot little NGX game you can play - it entertains me for hours….

All right so maybe double fisting those red bull vodkas was a bad idea but what am I to do when two people buy a drink at once. What am I to do when Swedish people pay for the shots I was going to pay. What am I to do when someone hands me a drink - I drink it. I swear I didn’t mean to get so wasted last night.

I swear. Really. I was going to go to Union Sq and listen to a cat seminar this morning[no joke, it was about thinking like your cat] but than I got wasted and sort of broke into and apartment and stole their seltzer water…..

Anyways Trash @ Riffi was great. The Alumni crew, Erika and I all partied hard[a little too hard] and I wore the Dances With White Girls shirt and everyone loved it.

So save you lunch/coke money and buy one. Support the dream.

For one reason or another I ended up crashing at someones house with Ultra. But at 8am I wake up still drunk to some angry Kids With Snakes that live there and, were not ok with us being there, and I have no idea why. I was literally pushed out the door and I didn’t have a bag. Which means no wallet, no cards and NO MOTHERFUCKING KEYS TO MY PLACE.

But Frogs got my spare set and lives near me so I took the L to lofts he lives at. Please keep in mind I am essentially still drunk, my makeups smeared and my boobs look huge. This is like some weird porno version of Alice in Bushwick.

The loft building door is always open but I can’t remember what door is Frogs so after drunkenly fucking with the elevator, knocking on 12 apartments … I find a basement apartment with the door open.

No ones home.

There is a big comfy black leather couch and a bottle of cherry seltzer.

[if you live at the Mckibben lofts - thank you]

Yea I totally crashed in a strangers apartment for like 7hours till I finally woke up SLIGHLTY more sober and ran into Frogs roomate Steeeeephaaaaaan[I’m Sineeeeaaaad] and woke up Frog to tell him all this.

Frog spoke to me about gettin a proper bra fitting, we ate at Life where I shook it like Domo, discussed why I am essentially the girl all girlfriends hate, we walked through a Spike Lee movie, and than we went to my place to find that my porn had arrived.

So we watched my porn and I passed out.

Seriously no more talking about Daft Punk drunk. This is why:

Ah ha ha ha ha. Thank you for Nicky for capturing the heights of my ridiculousness I reach when intoxicated. Also thank you to DWWG for poking the shit out of my that night and later reminding me about it because I was wasted and don’t remember. Also check the retarted serious party face look:

I don’t know how I manage to get laid sometimes…. it must be all the fairy dust I snort. Oh and in other magical news I own a WHAT WOULD A UNICORN DO spinner folder. Sometimes I find myself having to nuzzle newborns or racing the wind but if my fucking folder tells me to do something…I DO IT.

Saw the Summer of Love at the Whitney - inspired.. neons…. inspired….

Sliced my finger open while cutting bread the other day. Second kitchen related accident this year[I got burned by killer ramen also]! I swear I’m going on the I’m scared of food it’s trying to kill me diet…

Ok I have to go be naked and be tank girl and maybe not be anti social!

xo ps/btw my hot gf you all add on myspace[yes we notice..] made the graphic because she is the cutest

First things first, since I have yet to announce it to the general public - MY GIRLFRIEND YUMNA IS GOING TO BE IN NYC FOR MY BDAY 9/6 - 9/10 - that’s all yo!

Oh and my 2nd Sweet 16 will be at Trash at Riffi on 9/7 and my real birthday is 9/9…I’m 20!

Kelly edited picture original to fulfill my image posting blog requriments

Kelly and I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey. Amazing. Honestly I’m thinking someone needs to dub Furby and Teddy Ruxbin commercials with Hals voice. ILUHAAAL.

Went to hiro. Got wasted out my face and now I know what the hotel rooms at the Maritime look like. Why are the hallways so dark there? Not that I’m complaining…it meshed well with my hangover. Yawn.

Bat for Lashes is really fucking great. If you haven’t brought this album yet I suggest you do, you can download a free mp3 here and watch an amazing video here. Highly recommended.

Avoiding social contact - school starting soon.

I’m on academic probation this semester which is pretty exciting. I hope I get a free t-shirt or something. I apparently have to take a course on how to not fuck up this semester within the first week although thats why I thought I went to rehab last semester. I mean really if I don’t do drugs, I’m a great fucking student. So I really hope there are some free pencils involved with this stint because I’m going to have to sit in a room with the dumbest of the dumb of FIT and this just sounds like my own personal fucking version of hell…..which reminds me where are my xanax???

Benny Bennasi is my Grandfather by the way.

YOU HEARD IT FIRST!

Haaaaaaaaaay!

Dances With White Girls + Alumni Clothing + Baby Sinead

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T-shirts Coming Soon!

Shot the Hot and Spicy Erotic Cooking Show[it’s called something like that] today. I learned how to cook rice and beans and more about cooking than I knew beforehand because I am the most domestically impaired person in the world. They made me into a Sinead Sundae and it was so disgusting and hot and there was whipped cream melting all over me and I had to be cleaned off with water bottles and paper towels - there was no running water at the location. So gross. I told them on camera that I belive cooking oils as lubricans to be the misuse of food stamps and that Chefs hats are Just. Not. Hot.

After my shoot in Jersey I came back to the city and took a walk through china town - got a watermelon bubble tea at my favorite place to get it[corner of Hester and Bowery] and realized that Tracy Thorn - Grand Canyon is the perfect song to listen to in Chinatown.

sineadz<3z shantz

This is me as a young child at eight years old - all styling and prop direction by meeee!
I used to ‘art direct’ photoshoots with my friends and make everyone model and take pictures against a sheet.
That’s all.
Two modeling jobs and a possible party in Queens penthouse this weekend?
Sounds. Good.

Frog and I are looking at porn.

Page 25 yo! I’m the cover gal for the article on stylemob.com - one of the websites I haunt when not updating my blog!

Dig up some change and check it out!

PS if you want a style mob invite leave your email!

OK shit so I haven’t updated in almost a week….. what have I done? I haven’t partied in almost two weeks. I got some new furniture at Ikea - my apartment looks more adult like and less like a college kid than you would expect for a 19 year old. Bidding on vintage Lisa Frank sticker on Ebay to find the perfect one for my tattoo. Doing that artistic modeling shit and also going to be on erotic cooking on pay per view. Digital SLR broke - SHIT! Getting it fixed. So no dope pictures. My cat steals food from me so I’m only eating vegetables and fruit since she insists on eating all my meats. I haven’t partied in almost two weeks….yes club kid gone wild. GET IT because if a club kid goes wild it means they go UNWILD yea crazy idea huh. exactly. no not at all. This stacking gummie bears on a plastic dinosaur listening to Kraftwerk drinking tea falling asleep is a bad idea.

I really need to get out of my apartment a bit more I guess.

I’ve watched a fair amount of movies lately. Commentary:

Sunshine this move blows. Even worse than the big explosion at the end. Thank god I was on sleeping pills while I was watching it. The only thing that could of saved this movie would of been a good sex scene and if there was one, I slept through it.

Barbarella - Jane Fondas body is perfect. This movie is a classic. Everyone should see this movie by the age of eight. It’s that good and I think it’s family friendly sort of deal! B R B just thinking of this movie means I need to masturbate….

Freaks - For many different reasons, the 20’s and 30’s are some of my favorite time periods. Throw physical abnormalities in there and romantic back stabbings and you got yourself a really good fucking movie. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Factory Girl - When adolescent girls idolize drug addicts other Lindsay Lohan is this consider a step in the right direction? … This movie SUCKED, Sienna Miller is horrible and Andy Warhol deserved to get shot.

Brothers of the Head- Sexy rock n roll conjoined twins - I should love this. Too bad this movie was boring as hell and I fell asleep half way through.

I hung out with Frog today, I fell in love with a small orange creature in his basement and came to the sad realization that I am not from Ibiza.

Anyways this music video I did awhile back was released recently, enjoy:

I’m the one in yellow!

I’m really boring, I sleep, I drink red bull, I read books, I listen to music, the new MIA is fucking sick. I started calling my cat FUNGI MONSTER. Also been hustling mself and working hard to get out of debt. Life is sick.
I expect to see you all here SEPTEMBER FIRST:

DANCES WITH WHITE GIRLS is performing at Studio B in BK!

Along with some like little known people like you know Busy P, DJ T, Andy Pry and the dudes from Throne of Blood.

This is going to be out of control and I have a very special daddies girl outfit[ALUMNI] in the works for this event…

um more info here yo!