This one time I was at Robot Rock when I was a cokehead, this boy came up to me and said “I’ve heard you’re a cokewhore and you have herpes but you seem really nice and I like you, wanna bump?” To which I replied, “Oh that’s not true at all. I’m actually hooked on junk and have aids. Wanna fuck in the bathroom?”

Many months later when I got clean he asked me out on a date and I blew him off.

Fighting with my ex/roommate and listening to the Brazilian Girls reminded me of this. Not real sure why.

Anyways, see you all tomorrow at Riffi.