So I buy my cat buffalo wings. I don’t really like buffalo wings that much but I love giving them to Fungi. When you hand Fungi something strange over takes my already strange cat. She stares at the buffalo wing like it’s a live chicken wing[if a chicken wing could live sans rest of chicken] and surveys the situation. Than shes emits this low growl. And don’t you dare try to take her fucking buffalo wing at that point - she will hiss at you and possibly try to kill you in your sleep. Than she usually grabs it her mouth, takes it a few feet a way, tears it apart, eats the meat of it - maybe even some of the bones. The whole time she’s doing this she’s emitting that weird growl. Than she runs off with her finished carcass to put it somewhere to present to her proud owner.

That’s right there’s a bunch of fucking buffalo wing bones courtesy of Fungi on my bed at the moment.

Um.

I love my cat!