If you haven’t heard of Brenda Staudmeirer already let me introduce yah to her. Her website is thelovelybrenda.com. She was the first person to ever take pictures of me naked.

Actually that’s not true. I, like most girls, had perverted older boyfriends in high school[although I think I was almost if not more perverted].

Ok, so Brenda was the first person to ever take pictures of me naked legally and for reasons beyond her own selfish pleasure!

Anyways these are just some shots that may or may not be going into a book. It’d be awesome if they did. Because I like the idea of being in a book on a coffee table and someone spilling a cup of tea on me and my image being slowly blurrred away by hot liquid.

God I’m all hot and bothered now. Not really. But I smell awful and really should take a shower. I’ve been trying out this celibacy thing but clearly I’m using it as a excuse to just buy less body wash…

Oh and that’s the BK entrance to the Williamsburg bridge.

xo