I think Friday July 27 was one of my most exhaustingly days I’ve had in months.

For some reason unknown to me I woke around 6am and couldn’t get back to sleep. Read for a bit. And than took the long way to work and laid out in Battery park under a tree for a bit[one of favorite places to do so] - it was morning so I had the lovely experience of dew dripping on me - I love that! At work we went out on a hectic four hour[usually we only do three] sail with lots of champagne rolling and crazy Brits! Also nabbed my first sunburn of the season ! It’s only on my shoulders but it’s quite red. It was lots of fun none the less and I finally had some cash in my pockets again.

Than I got some taro Bubble Tea and sat outside spitting tapioca balls at tourists for a bit. I went to the pharmacy but because junkies stole my wallet[I keep passing the junkie that did too which is really fucking weird…] I could not afford my medications.

I came home and found something that broke my heart - my ex of barely a month had recently been telling me he still loved me and missed me etc etc. So I go to his myspace to leave a message regarding me stopping by his bar after work to get him some of his stuff - and notice his pictures of him and his new “wonder wheel” hugging and tongue-ing. Real fucking cute. Have some tact! Way to kick a gal when she’s down.

Anyways as much as that sucks - the fact that people actually came to Riffi just to give me hugs and pep talks more than makes up this. That’s real love. Much love to all you.

After that I got ready to go go and Frog and I headed into NYC. I walked in and since the Adult Drawing peeps were short a model I did that too. Essentially I go-go-ed and on breaks I modeled. I went into a bathroom with a bunch of people and I got pissed at someone in there for disrespecting my friend and got in a fight. I think I’m a very angry person lately. Seriously though don’t disrespect my friends. Especially my lady friends. A handful of my favorite boys were there Sam, Ian, Nikola, Bronques, English, Mitch from BA which was great. And of course Jess, Brendon, Malfunction. I was pretty much spent by 3am and a little while later I ran off into the night with a good friend of mine for an adventure.

I got tucked into bed sometime around like 8am….and woke up on Saturday around 1pm and immediately had Brunch at Life Cafe with Frog and Zoe. When I got home my hangover made me feel like shit. So I would like to let you all in on one of Sineads HELPFUL HANGOVER TIP! If you feeling mad sick to your tummy drink some yummy pink pepto - just rinse out a shot glass - one from the night before is fine - fill it to the top - down it. Down a bottle of water. Eat some melon. Feel better in an hour or two! <3

I stayed in Saturday night as is customary for me. Watched Valley of the Dolls[book is better] and Dancer in the Dark. Cleaned my kitchen. Had a heart to heart with my cat.

Some pictures from Adult Drawing:

These pictures are courtesy of Burning Angel:

The back room at Riffi where it took place. I love that they call it the back room.

It sounds really dirty….yet I feel like it’s the cleanest place at Riffi.

Morgan and Mayhem are so beautiful!

I touched their boobies..

She was drawing on a Village Voice paper which I loved.

That’s a picture Joanna drew of me on Doug…emm dig the hairy face!

I love JoJo. She is responsible for making me sign important documents saying that I’m legal and 19 even though I keep telling her I’m 16 and smelling my vajayjay. See that scared face she has. I think that’s the face she makes when she thinks of me.

Morgan has bullet proof nipple covers. Not pasties. I got to get some of these as I live next to the projects and am afraid someone just might shoot my nips off one day!

Photos courtesy of Bronques:

Mr. English and I share a love of plaid shirts!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG YESSSSSS

The picture is dedicated to Lil Mama. Lip Gloss YO!

It’s also dedicated to the mad attitude problem I had in that bathroom.

I love you Zoe. Don’t let anyone fuck with you! The college years!

My bedroom is indeed silver!

I look a mess here but it was 6am, I had been up since 6am. I love you Fungi.

 The follower courtesy Nikki Johnson:

Morgan and I posing together.

Doug was out of control and it was awesome!!!

Dirty shoes. Torn lace. Hidden drink.

You know how I roll!

Ok I’m out sweets!

This one time I was at Robot Rock when I was a cokehead, this boy came up to me and said “I’ve heard you’re a cokewhore and you have herpes but you seem really nice and I like you, wanna bump?” To which I replied, “Oh that’s not true at all. I’m actually hooked on junk and have aids. Wanna fuck in the bathroom?”

Many months later when I got clean he asked me out on a date and I blew him off.

Fighting with my ex/roommate and listening to the Brazilian Girls reminded me of this. Not real sure why.

Anyways, see you all tomorrow at Riffi.

I was going to post the story about how my wallet and phone got stolen last night but ugh I can’t get into it. Just be careful ok people. Also everyone needs to send lots of good love vibes toward me. LOTS OF THEM. This what has happened to me in the month of July: broke up with my boyfriend, my close friend passed away, laptop stolen[with 4 years of non backed up photography work on it], phone stolen, wallet stolen[with majority of money in it]. Things are rough. I’m broke.

I need some good karma.

<333

This Friday is Adult Drawing at Trash at Riffi and it’s being hosted by Joanna Angel! Basically the gals of Burning Angel pose in really cute lingerie and you draw us - like a life drawing class at art school but with porn stars instead of fat old men and in a bar instead of Pratt.

Here’s the flyer:

Maybe I’ll go-go some and you can all tip me lots and help out!

The Kill Shop Kill booth is awfully meaty! YUUUUM. I don’t know about you but this makes me hungry. I tried to give my mom some of these flyers but she thinks their gross. I snuck some in her purse anyways.

THE GOODS

HOLY SHIT HOW CUTE IS THIS. CAN THIS TRADE SHOW GET ANY CUTER?

Why yes it can! Look it’s my friend from the bodega! The plantain! I rubbed his mustache! But really can this get any cuter….

A WALL OF MR . T DOLLS! OMG THEY OUT DID THEMSELVES. SERIOUSLY.

I love bums. Seriously. I love bums. Kendra and Raquel have great bums. And everyones bums look great in KSK gear.

Raquel may of come late to the show…but she did come prepared.

MY TURCO TOES I LOVE YOU <3

TOO CUTE

Peek a boo!

What’s that Cupcakes? Redman is here?

REDMAN LOVES ALUMNI AND KILL SHOP KILL

Janis and Raquel dance party!

It was meant to be. LNP predicts the future
[PS Bronques - if you see this - you cheered me up so much on the bus the other day, much love <3]

This is me intoxicated in a box. Probably something someone should frame and give to my parents.

The trade show was a totally dope success! I think we made mad connects and totally got the word out! Plus I scored some hot duds, free magazines and found out about some hot brands as well[although nothing is as hot as my new KSK bum shorties I’ll be rocking at adult drawing friday!].

Check out the rest of the photos here!

xo BABY SINEAD

PS Check out the KSK blog here!

So I buy my cat buffalo wings. I don’t really like buffalo wings that much but I love giving them to Fungi. When you hand Fungi something strange over takes my already strange cat. She stares at the buffalo wing like it’s a live chicken wing[if a chicken wing could live sans rest of chicken] and surveys the situation. Than shes emits this low growl. And don’t you dare try to take her fucking buffalo wing at that point - she will hiss at you and possibly try to kill you in your sleep. Than she usually grabs it her mouth, takes it a few feet a way, tears it apart, eats the meat of it - maybe even some of the bones. The whole time she’s doing this she’s emitting that weird growl. Than she runs off with her finished carcass to put it somewhere to present to her proud owner.

That’s right there’s a bunch of fucking buffalo wing bones courtesy of Fungi on my bed at the moment.

Um.

I love my cat!

PART SIX

In part six this is the only real human you will see. My brother appreciating nature. That and my dad appreciating a place where you normally only find trolls that eat billy goats…..really this is an exciting set!!!! We went to the top of Dingle and enjoyed the view! I would of gotten more pictures but my memory card filled up and my battery died.. jezzz.

Also - am I way too into barbed wire fences? Really you can tell me if I  am …

 CHECK OUT THE REST OF THIS SET HERE

PART FIVE

Went to Dublin with my cousin Danny, brother Seamus, his girlfriend Anoush and friend Ish. The highlight of this trip was spending two hundred Euros in Topshop. Including this metallic mini mini dress from the Kate Moss line that I believe I will be wearing for my trip to space to marry the Martian king and than to ride Falkur around Bushwick. We used one of those hop on / hop off Tourist buses to get around which was totally exciting for me because I never get to be a tourist - I usually just make fun of them! The bus driver even told lots of silly anecdotes to make the nuns blush, I loved it. I didn’t loved getting absolutely drenched when it was raining and I was sitting upstairs though!

We also visited the Guinness factory and brewery - which I found to be terribly boring and completely uninteresting. I much rather had gone to visited the zoo or an art museum or even the Jameson brewery. I don’t give a damn about some beer I don’t like the taste of. But it was a compromise of sorts and I took plenty of lovely pictures and I even found an adorable baby Guinness should I ever decide to drink one.

At least the place was pretty cool looking and the view from the top was awesome.

 Anyways, If you want to see the rest of the pictures click here!

xoxoxo

I got a narly circular bruise on my thigh. Check it out. I have no idea what it’s from.

I should of taken a picture yesterday - it had a great purple shade going.

My friend Alfie has an art blog. It’s a lot more interesting than all the random bruises that appear regularly on my body.

Check it out.

I should get out more.