Last night I dropped a pot of ramen that had just been taken off the stove thus resulting in me suffering minor burns, a cold bath and a phone call to motherfather crying “This is whhhhhhhy I don’t cook!”

In other news my pal Jimi is starting a t-shirt company and sent me a couple samples. One is a white long sleeve hoodie that says I’M SO NYC [I’m supposed to have it in long shirt form but someone else took it…]. It’s a hit. Seriously I had a few random people ask me about it. And right now I’m rocking the nacho bear. When the website goes live I’ll post it.